Top seven alasan remaja arah urang tua tua kan jalan jalan

1/ Aku kan jumpa kawanku. next year aku mana bejumpa lagi ni. (well, nda pulang ramai buat alasan cani tapi, alasan ani slalu effective baby :D, try to use it :D)

2/ Sebelum exam, aku kan fresh memory ku dulu. time exam, nada ada ni aku jalan jalan ah, nada ni nada. (kinda effective ; 60% effective)

3/ nda ku mau makan ni ah mun kita nda lapas aku bejalan (HAHAHA, YANG SATU ANI NAH, MAHAL BANAAAA)

4/ usin ku banyak sudah, apa ingau. (hanya effective kepada yang berwajib ; bausin nyamu pisinnya)

5/ skali seumur seidup, idup ani hanya sementara didunia. (HAHAHAHA, ani banaaa, nada hingau banaa, hancang!!)

6/ kaka kana lapas, abang kana lapas, anak buah kana lapas, aku BILA?! (well, ani hancur dunia ni ahh)

7/ skajap ganya ni, mana batah ni, sebelum magrib balik tah ku tu. (hang-out with friends, yatah masa nya kamu high tu nah, pukul berapa pun kamu nda lagi tau tu nah)

Top seven alasan urang tua tua nda mau melapas anaknya bejalan.

1/ DAMIT MASIH TU KAU AH, nda pandai jaga diri tu.

2/ nada bausin nyamu lai, nada, alum tarima, rajiki alum datang.

3/ dangan danganmu atu tah yang ku nda suka tu nah.

4/ tayar karita atu nyamu haus sudah luan mengantati kau bepuya puya.

5/ sibuk ku sibuk.

6/ akhir kau balik tu karang.

7/ bahapa?! ngambur ngamburi usin mu? usin ani nada guna kata kata manis. usin ani nyamu guna paluh tani darah tani. nada nada, nada balik modal ni mun miani.

WTF!

hahahaha. marah ku ni marah, pasal nobody told me to go to school on what? 24th kah? which, that is, today. which, just now, i just saw a few pictures from miming's page on facebook that, Sam, which is our chinese friend, hahahaha. holla dude if youre reading this. soooooo, yeah nada durang gtau aku to go to school or such which selalunya the other jynxies will text me up and say, 'sekolah isuk' or things like that. ani nada wah :( but whatever, i just saw these vain pictures of our beloved teachers, and i laughed my ass off when i looked at it, i mean..seriously? they're pouting?! ahahahahaha just look at it, okay? i loved it :p

Jynx code

We are all familiar with the Bro Code, from Barney Stinson, Chick code, from err someone that i can't mention the name because i don't know whos writing that code. Barney stinson even wrote an entire book on the subject, with rules such as 1/ Bros before hoes. Someone who wrote the chick code also wrote the rules such as 1/ Chick before bitch, oops wrong. I mean 1/ Chick before dicks. Guys and girls have rules when they go out... but YEAH, WHAT'S THE CODE FOR JYNX? we jynx need code.

The JYNX code

1/ Jynx before stinks. It doesn't matter how stinks we are. We are jynx. We don't care what people say, but we do care what people do at us. Never leave one of the jynx behind!

2/ Share your things with the other members even though you know that thing should not be shared with people.

3/ Never give a hope to the other members ;)

4/ If you get 7 tickets to a big concert, the priority list for granting the other tickets are as follows:

1. Sai

2. NB

3. Mirah

4. Ann

5. Jibah

6. Desi

7. Ummi

.............7,777,777. your boyfriend

5/ You are allowed to watch one DVD by yourself. More than that, should be watch with the other members.

6/ If you owe money to other members, you should be cool with it because Jynx ain't a banker. Unless the one you owe money take POA.

7/ Jynx before stinks. I know, i already used it. I can't stress it enough, though. But, we always take shower, obviously.

8/ Jynx don't pee alone especially the second-NB. EVER. If one of the jynx pee alone, there's must be something wrong.

9/ It doesn't matter if she's had 10 burgers in one day.. Jynx never look fat, because we are jynx.

10/ If one of the jynx cannot go out, the other jynx must:

1. Ask why.

2. Ask why - with details.

3. Ask why - with questions in it.

4. Should say, 'don't worry, in this life there's always be next time'

5. be sad.

11/ Jynx should not sing and dance at the same time because we don't play both, we only play single, double, triple, straight, royal flush and so on.

12/ One of the Jynx should not watch KEEPING WITH THE KARDASHIANS alone. Should tell the others also especially the seventh-Ummi.

13/ Jynx, sometimes, should lie about the situation if the situation is kinda bitchy. Unless, the situation is being okay.

14/ Jynx should not swing arms when running.

15/ Jynx should not speak more that 7 languages.

16/ Jynx should not wear scarf and jacket at the same time because we ain't livin' in a cold country.

17/ Jynx should wear high heels.

18/ No jynx should make a kissing-ewwish-bitchy face in a photo. UNLESS, we are photo-modeling.

19/ One of the jynx should never talk with other people when peeing in the toilet unless with jynx.

20/ Jynx should share umbrella but in one umbrella.

21/ Jynx should never ever wear crocs with crocodile on it even though it costs thousands thousands.

to be continued...

ZOZOZOZO :D

Love the way you lie part 7 parody lyrics.

On the first page of our story
the page seemed so bright and yeah, white
then this thing turned out so * censored*
I don't know why we're still surprised

about this thaaannnggg
but we,jynx,always be cool about it
but don't worry,guys

we always be your hero
even though we have lost our cat

how sad it is
Just gonna stand there and watch us?
but that's all right because we are cool about it
just gonna stand there and hear us sing?
but that's all right because we are so cool about it
in this tug of war, we always win
even when we are competing with the big one
'cause we use maybelline
with brush all over it, sprinkling all the glitter
and it's sick that all these glitters

make us glow and shine
thats how we roll

This night, you wake, try to cook indomie
hush baby, speak softly, we are cooking
ain't gonna make salivamie
so you can push me off if you think i'm wrong
try and touch me so I can scream at you not to speak
run out the room and I'll follow you like a cat that you've been mentioned
baby, without you, I'm useless please.. hug me
then tell me how ugly I am, so that i can go to saloon later
then after that, shave me, so that i'm hairless
know that no matter how many knives we use to shave
that we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky
together, we move the knives smoothly
you cut me twice, yeah, but who's countin'?
I may have cut you also three times, I'm startin' to bleeding, but whos care?
but together, we'll live forever, we found the donor
our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counselin'
this house is too huge, if you move out, i'll force you to move in back
[END]

HAI :p

aku ada cerita wah, tapi kan, subuh subuh ani duii, nada urang kan update ni meliat blog kami. haha, bah karangtah saja lah ah ku becerita lah ah? jangantah marah nah aku suspen ah, bah peace out. spreading the JynxLove!

xx, Fidelis.

At Eenbie's :D

Soo.. JYNXies kerumah si eenbie, yeah! karaoke, mamam buttermilk chicken,haha mamam? kan bkiut lah tu., ngusai rambut, and yeah online-online. Yang awal dtg, SI SAI, like OMG! iwas shock! totally. thankyou sai. YOURE HOT LIKE ARABIAN CUTTIE..Then SIUMMI, haha bejacket2 putih,Suci muanya pakai baju warna putih, and the T-SHIRT~ (gmbar Mt.kinabalu) haha unique,mahn.

Liat T-shirt nya, cool like hell! oh wait, is the other way round, HOT LIKE HELL!okay lame, damn people,just go along with it.

where's the other? haha. its a very longgg story, soo lemme just go straight to the point.y'll don't want to hear me in detail, trust me. and yeah if meh english is so brokentey, so whatey, just read and enjoy meh beceritah,okeh. haha.

si SAI lupa ambil bis durg SiANN,SIBOM & SIMIRAH.Ia tarus kerumah sieenbie w/o ambil durg yg begitu lama menunggu nya.How could you sai, how could you. haha. it wasn't SAI's fault anyway. BOM said that she'll pick Ann and Myra, and let Sai fetch them up together at Bom's house. so said, inda memayah-mayah kan si sai ngmabil durg dari rumah kerumah, yala durg bekumpul saja rumah si bom.paya si sai aga arah one way saja. get it? lau inda paham, baca bisai2. Tampa kang. haha nda wa. btw Awww, sweet jua Bom.

okay where were we.. ahhh so durg Bom, Ann, Mirah tunggu si Sai, kan ambil durg, padahal si Sai drumah si Eenbie dah.. siSai inda paham bnanya cerita abis durg ani bah. ia pikir si Bom ngambil durg then tarus kerumah si Eenbie. ahh yata tu. salah paham punya pasal. salahkan SALAH PAHAM atu, jan salah kan durg. Tampa kang.


yeah people, yg ketiga dtg... siapa nah.. SIDAISY~ woah. ia pakai skinny jean merah. damn girl. and the eye lashes sooooo tevery lah long. GORGEOUS!


LAPAS ATU.... Baru tah bis durg tiga dtg~ and the party started when the jynx all together gather. just browse some the picture guys, i know kamu pun malas membaca. soo, bah.

MARKS ON DAISY ,SAI and UMMI WRIST, BITTEN BY ABASHED+FURIOUS VAMPIRE!

Bella & Edward Cullen

THANKS SOO MUCH FOR COMING GUYS. :') ILOVEJYNX SOO HARD TO THE CORE. haha iknowright. THANKS BABES.


-HOPIAN ba ini-zozo

this happened..

THIS HAPPENED IN OUR JYNX'S FACEBOOK INBOX. haha, ya'll have to dig this, aight? (Y)


NB :
babes sabtu ani dtg kerumah, i have something that really really really really really really really important to tell y'll. please do come, ineed you, please please kamu jangan nakal. butter milk chicken~ haha paan.

BOM :
im gonna need sai to fetch me up, kalau ia inda dapat then, im not sure. okay? (:

NB :
not okay. haha muah, bunyi2 saja vave.

BOM :
ani jua ni! haha, muah. awu awu. anyway, aku gtau ainul wah about the bouncer on the 20th ani, ia inda suruh mandi wah. sekali, ku gtau bouncernya jenis pool ah. sekali ia cakap apanah? 'sexy jua tu nampak lamak.' kurang asam wah, haha.

NB :
haha ia shashak tu ya inda kana vawa. lamak? where? i don't see lamak in you vevy. youre sexy like me. haha sasak kali kamu eh lau kamu mbaca ani ah.

BOM :
haha, aku kirakan ignore lah saja apa yang kau reply atu :b

NB :
but its true right~ right. am i right or wrong, if you say wrong, yeah youre definitely wrong, btw tdngr kau aa laki2 kana rogol uleh gay blakang skh ah?

SAI :
:O are we having another Jynx Talk?? haha. eh bom, what's wrong with your transport?

NB :
no lah, adalah tu important nya... please come ah. ku tampa inda dtg. haha nada deh.. ijust want to plan something before 20 ani, yala.. penting lah pokoknya.

BOM :
i dont know, si nb ah. apa ada kah :b my transport? i dont know, car's a bit of a problem lately. plus, i love to go around together with you guys.

SAI :
vah. i'll try. kalau kana lapaskan jua. balik-balik dah ku ke rumah urang semenjak ani. takutku ujungnya inda kana lapaskan lagi. inda ku suka tu ah. yatah, we'll see. tapikan.. kamu wah, bila ke rumah?

BOM :
kau wah, bila kan banar confirm menyuruh kami kerumah mu ani, cubatah.

NB :
bah lau inda ri sabtu ni kerumah mu saja sai. cemana ;) *winkwink please please please. kau alum pernah jemput kami krumah mu eh.. :( ;'( hina kah kami ni sai.. 5tahun sai 5 tahun, berapa lama lagi kau mau kami tunggu ah? jawav!

NB :
me no friend you anymore sai. me no friend. you can apply back for my 'bestfriend form' next week.

SAI :
good point. haha! i like that about you bom, really. keep that. ahah apaan. entah ih inda ku tau nb. gipun dirumahku nada papa wah. nada dressing room, nada karokae room, nada kardashian, karang mati kamu keboringan.

BOM :
antah kau sai, but yes, for you i will baby. :b soo what, your place nada papa apa atu, at least the 7 of us are going to be there together, kan? (:

NB :
soo kau inda like aku lah..au si gvah saja. sorry you can apply the form for the next two week. eh gila jua, apa yg buat tani boring,sudah tani tujuh sama2.yg boring jadi siuk jua!ah,cua sai. cuakau pikir, pernah kan? pernah lau tani tujuh sama2, ada part tu tani boring?? adakan? ah ada? layakk kau ani eh

BOM :
habis lah kau sai, si nb ani lagi.......

hahahahahahahaha :8p

SAI :
aaaahh! sudahlah kau nb. usahlah kau membuatkan hatiku bingung. wtf. eh bukan miatu baie, aku tau kaliah kalau tani tujuh sama-sama, mesti GEMPAK punya.. ganya aku mau jua kalau kamu dirumahku kamu macam comfy and homely and shit. aha apaan. awah inda dih, banarnya aku inda pulang peduli pasal atu. saja mencari alasan supaya kamu inda datang. HOHO. tunggu ja ah, nanti adatah masanya tu babes.

DAISY :
Pikir tah sainya ani manggil kami semua kerumahnya.apa ini machaam

BOM :
haha. ahhh antah kamu ehh! stress stress! haha nadawah. bah, bila lagi kamu kan kerumah ku ani?

DAISY :
Eshuk kau ada exam bum? Boring bah, nada kan dbuat

BOM :
inda me ada exam isuk you, hahaha. oh my god, im not that good with " me's & you's ". haha. :b

DAISY :
Whaaaa? Omg like baby. Haha. Suk kerumah siapa?

BOM :
haha. idk kamu eh. ngalih ku sudah :b

NB :
ouch,.

DAISY :
Eh, ishuk siapa skulah?

NB :
kami amax skulah, kau?

DAISY :
Ah apakan?

NB :
kami bah, yg ambil amath,skulah, kau sekulah? damn girl.

DAISY :
Oh, a maths. Pikir ku amah.hahaha stupid. Kmu extra kah? Aku inda tau eh. .

NB :
jauh jua amah...kan beamah usulnya. au extra, so kau skulah?

DAISY :
Inda lah manada. Aku mau plang skulah salnya nada kan ku buat dirumah. Tapi. . Nada transport so liatlah. . Ari sabtu ani jadi kerumahmu?

NB :
kerumah ku still on, dangdutan lagi.bah tidui ku eh.

MING :
KE RUMAH SIAPA KAN?! FCUK FCUK FCUK. confirm today.

BOM :
hari sabtu, rumah nb. bila kamu nada exam? rumah ku eh isuk kah lusa kah apakah, im bored man.

MING :
confirm kah? bom. kotion mua ah. apa? masa lepas geo, inda kau aga aku. jubur besar.

SAI :
selasa dapan wah tani tujuh freeeeeee.

BOM :
entah kau ming eh, kau yang patut aga aku ==" ngok. :b bah eh, batah kamu kerumah ani, mati buring nya di rumah ani ya Allahh.

UMMI :
okay ngalih ku membaca babesssssssss so

UMMI :
apa? apa? hot ride? whattaaa??

UMMI :
awah awah, awu hari sabtu kerumah mu.. nb

UMMI :
aku baru realise yang dalam lagu kat deluna yang everybody dance, si gajah man cakap, 'everybody gagas' whattafuckkk???

UMMI :
bah bah, hari sabtu kerumah si nb. hari ahad kerumah si jibah. hari shlasha, kerumah si shai. what up?!

UMMI :
i know righttt

UMMI :
AND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA JYNX. AKU NYAYA KALING TADI, WHATTAHELL? macam masa di manggish yoh apan apan

UMMI :
awah awah, bah sediakan saja lagu nb. aku datang pukul 9, aku kan liat kimora pagi pagi

UMMI :
:b

DAISY :
Shitt.haha ktawa ku mmbca eh!

SAI :
shiiiiieet! hah apan.


NB :
hello sir,
we are Sai, Nina and Ummi. we are truly sorry because not came to your class this morning. And thank you for the early morning extraclass.

however, sir, are you free in the early morning? we want to ask you couple of questions. we are now answering june paper 1 2008, we stuck in question 3,5,7(ii),9 and 10. any tips or hint sir, for us to answer the question? we need your advise.

*aku send arah sir. wahahaha.

NB :
and alum ya balas, aku rasa.. aku salah taip email nya wah. apa email nya kian? yeoh45@hotmail or @live?

BOM :
yeohisalwaysyournigga@inyourf***face.com

kalau tah ada email cematu ahh, hahaha. :b

NB :
i dont have a fuck face, Siti Najibah.

BOM :
oh oh, im sorry mrs. yeoh :(

NB :
its okay Siti, next time, you shouldn't take a picture with my class, even if anyone force you to do so. i should take you to the principal.

BOM :
hahaha, i dont care about that, no one forced me to, but i just want to (; and i dont wanna miss to take a picture with my girls (; so yeah.

NB :
aww... sweet jua :') huhu * Mr yeoh touched by Siti's cute words,he couldn't even stop his eyes from tears after heard such words, he then gave Siti a hug and just like that he walk away* not long after teacher Budi approached Siti. and with a loud voice and angry face " Siti! what did you do to Mr yeoh, i saw him cry just after he left you, what Siti, what did you do?!"

BOM :
nada papa cikgu budi, ia atu marahi aku tadi, sekali ku marahi lah balik pasal ia marahi aku, iatah ia menangis..cikgu kan marahi aku kali? astahh, jangann, menangis karang macam sir yeoh~ sudah tah sir yeoh karas, ehh nahh, ani menangis wah ia olehku. cemana?

DAISY :
hahaha!

UMMI :
apatah ya balas tah? hahaha

BOM :
apa. tah. yang. tah. dibalas. tah. atu. tah? HEHE.

NB :
Cikgu budi terdiam, dan terkejut dengan kata2 Siti.Kerana marah dengan kata2 Siti , Cikgu Budi lantas menerkam tangan Siti. Dia ingin mengheret Siti bejumpa dengan pengetua. Fortunately, Cikgu pengiran was there and with spontaneously he said 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,lakasta bdikir dbwah arah surau.panggi JYNX yg lain jua'. Cikgu Budi pun terus melepas kan tangan Siti, takutnya nanti pekara ini akan tersebar.And just like that,Siti was saved by yknow who.

NB :
ya ada balas,ia bg aku worked solution. hmm. suka ku sir yeoh ani eh. like crazaaayyy.

NB :
aku lupa dimana ku menaruh hp ku, cua kamu mc kan.

NB :
inda payah tah inda payah.

DAISY :
Brapa no hp mu?

BOM :
hahahaha, baru kau tau nb, adakah lupa menaruh hp. woooo :b bah kajap lagi aku sambung cerita ahh, okay okay. heee

BOM :
Siti tersenyum apabila Cikgu Pengiran menyelamatkannya dari yknow who dan terkejut kerana Cikgu Pengiran tahu akan kumpulan yang digeruni ramai, Jynx, kerana sebelum ini dia pernah gagap apabila bertanya Siti akan..tarikh lahir dan Siti bengang. Cikgu Pengiran pun ikut bengang dan hanya terdiam apabila melihat Siti yang berwajah serious. dan kemudian, dia hanya..

bah sambung! hahahaha, karang ku post cerita tani ara blog :b xx.


HAHAHAHA. im jobless.

love, fidelis. xx!

back to the classics.

just so you know whats the title is about, im back using the classic phone. jangantah kan belurus sana okay? haha, not the one yang thick phone with antennae, dumb jua usulku tu if i use one, hahaha. barat tu eh bawa bejalan, mc orang lagi payah tu. haha, makin panjang jua nii karang, apanya si ann? "tambahi nya wah! pintar eh." hahaha. anyhoww, yes, just dropping by to let all the bloggers know that im back to the classics, using nokia 1600. cek tia arah google if you want to, rugged kaliah (Y) haha. bah, enough of me sharing this shit. not embarassing myself, just sharing a part of shitting piece of my life. hahaha, emo. bah, thanks readers.

love, fidelis. xx <3

the effing news.

anyway, about my phone. early morning, i did ask for money from dad, $10. thats how much it costs when i payed for repairing my phone, in fact less than 10. then, fu-huuuuuuuuuucckkkkk. the repairman said that the wires inside my phone maybe putus, and the total for the repairing costs $86+, i mean, how shit is that? :( i only got $10 in my pocket then he asked for more? i mean, bullshit. :( i wasted my fucking time going to the mall instead of studying my butt at home. i did study, but i just cant get everything right. FOR SURE! i cant stop thinking how should i contact people and stuff, mahn, im soo stressed out. i reached home and start bullshitting my time thinking about my phone, how messy my room is, and study. now is 12:09, exam starts at 2. just goodluck me, goodluck. i hate you stupid hp, very much. okay, thats for now.

love, fidelis. xx!

stressed out. :(

BIG HI from Jynx. <3

good morning bloggers, im here just wanna drop by just wanna say that..

MY PHONE SUCKED, the keypad went stupidly annoying. the menu keypad, the one to answer calls, kanan and bawah arrows DIDN'T WORK. and guess what? since YESTERDAY AFTERNOON. :(

i switched it on and off every time i have the feeling that it might be working out as usual but it turned out to be the other way around. and then, trying to use my spare phone, hah! it fucked up too cause of its battery, i guess, yknow it, overcharge. :(

its kinda hard for me to not have a phone around, the phone is like my second life, yknow. for me to contact Jynx *winks* and ainul :( i cant even study last night because of this phone! and afternoon later at 2, will be D&T exams :( im sorry D&T, i haven't studied you yet, blame the phone okay? :(

anyhow, i decided to ask for money from dad and maybe go to the mall later at 10, it'll probably take half an hour for them to work things right with my phone. huh, please make my day people! i dont wanna ruin my day just because of this stupid phone :\

sai, i know youre phone fucked up too, but mine was..really, it bums me :(

okay, maybe thats it for now. will update ya'll bloggers how'd it go later (:

love, fidelis. xx!