this happened..

THIS HAPPENED IN OUR JYNX'S FACEBOOK INBOX. haha, ya'll have to dig this, aight? (Y)


NB :
babes sabtu ani dtg kerumah, i have something that really really really really really really really important to tell y'll. please do come, ineed you, please please kamu jangan nakal. butter milk chicken~ haha paan.

BOM :
im gonna need sai to fetch me up, kalau ia inda dapat then, im not sure. okay? (:

NB :
not okay. haha muah, bunyi2 saja vave.

BOM :
ani jua ni! haha, muah. awu awu. anyway, aku gtau ainul wah about the bouncer on the 20th ani, ia inda suruh mandi wah. sekali, ku gtau bouncernya jenis pool ah. sekali ia cakap apanah? 'sexy jua tu nampak lamak.' kurang asam wah, haha.

NB :
haha ia shashak tu ya inda kana vawa. lamak? where? i don't see lamak in you vevy. youre sexy like me. haha sasak kali kamu eh lau kamu mbaca ani ah.

BOM :
haha, aku kirakan ignore lah saja apa yang kau reply atu :b

NB :
but its true right~ right. am i right or wrong, if you say wrong, yeah youre definitely wrong, btw tdngr kau aa laki2 kana rogol uleh gay blakang skh ah?

SAI :
:O are we having another Jynx Talk?? haha. eh bom, what's wrong with your transport?

NB :
no lah, adalah tu important nya... please come ah. ku tampa inda dtg. haha nada deh.. ijust want to plan something before 20 ani, yala.. penting lah pokoknya.

BOM :
i dont know, si nb ah. apa ada kah :b my transport? i dont know, car's a bit of a problem lately. plus, i love to go around together with you guys.

SAI :
vah. i'll try. kalau kana lapaskan jua. balik-balik dah ku ke rumah urang semenjak ani. takutku ujungnya inda kana lapaskan lagi. inda ku suka tu ah. yatah, we'll see. tapikan.. kamu wah, bila ke rumah?

BOM :
kau wah, bila kan banar confirm menyuruh kami kerumah mu ani, cubatah.

NB :
bah lau inda ri sabtu ni kerumah mu saja sai. cemana ;) *winkwink please please please. kau alum pernah jemput kami krumah mu eh.. :( ;'( hina kah kami ni sai.. 5tahun sai 5 tahun, berapa lama lagi kau mau kami tunggu ah? jawav!

NB :
me no friend you anymore sai. me no friend. you can apply back for my 'bestfriend form' next week.

SAI :
good point. haha! i like that about you bom, really. keep that. ahah apaan. entah ih inda ku tau nb. gipun dirumahku nada papa wah. nada dressing room, nada karokae room, nada kardashian, karang mati kamu keboringan.

BOM :
antah kau sai, but yes, for you i will baby. :b soo what, your place nada papa apa atu, at least the 7 of us are going to be there together, kan? (:

NB :
soo kau inda like aku lah..au si gvah saja. sorry you can apply the form for the next two week. eh gila jua, apa yg buat tani boring,sudah tani tujuh sama2.yg boring jadi siuk jua!ah,cua sai. cuakau pikir, pernah kan? pernah lau tani tujuh sama2, ada part tu tani boring?? adakan? ah ada? layakk kau ani eh

BOM :
habis lah kau sai, si nb ani lagi.......

hahahahahahahaha :8p

SAI :
aaaahh! sudahlah kau nb. usahlah kau membuatkan hatiku bingung. wtf. eh bukan miatu baie, aku tau kaliah kalau tani tujuh sama-sama, mesti GEMPAK punya.. ganya aku mau jua kalau kamu dirumahku kamu macam comfy and homely and shit. aha apaan. awah inda dih, banarnya aku inda pulang peduli pasal atu. saja mencari alasan supaya kamu inda datang. HOHO. tunggu ja ah, nanti adatah masanya tu babes.

DAISY :
Pikir tah sainya ani manggil kami semua kerumahnya.apa ini machaam

BOM :
haha. ahhh antah kamu ehh! stress stress! haha nadawah. bah, bila lagi kamu kan kerumah ku ani?

DAISY :
Eshuk kau ada exam bum? Boring bah, nada kan dbuat

BOM :
inda me ada exam isuk you, hahaha. oh my god, im not that good with " me's & you's ". haha. :b

DAISY :
Whaaaa? Omg like baby. Haha. Suk kerumah siapa?

BOM :
haha. idk kamu eh. ngalih ku sudah :b

NB :
ouch,.

DAISY :
Eh, ishuk siapa skulah?

NB :
kami amax skulah, kau?

DAISY :
Ah apakan?

NB :
kami bah, yg ambil amath,skulah, kau sekulah? damn girl.

DAISY :
Oh, a maths. Pikir ku amah.hahaha stupid. Kmu extra kah? Aku inda tau eh. .

NB :
jauh jua amah...kan beamah usulnya. au extra, so kau skulah?

DAISY :
Inda lah manada. Aku mau plang skulah salnya nada kan ku buat dirumah. Tapi. . Nada transport so liatlah. . Ari sabtu ani jadi kerumahmu?

NB :
kerumah ku still on, dangdutan lagi.bah tidui ku eh.

MING :
KE RUMAH SIAPA KAN?! FCUK FCUK FCUK. confirm today.

BOM :
hari sabtu, rumah nb. bila kamu nada exam? rumah ku eh isuk kah lusa kah apakah, im bored man.

MING :
confirm kah? bom. kotion mua ah. apa? masa lepas geo, inda kau aga aku. jubur besar.

SAI :
selasa dapan wah tani tujuh freeeeeee.

BOM :
entah kau ming eh, kau yang patut aga aku ==" ngok. :b bah eh, batah kamu kerumah ani, mati buring nya di rumah ani ya Allahh.

UMMI :
okay ngalih ku membaca babesssssssss so

UMMI :
apa? apa? hot ride? whattaaa??

UMMI :
awah awah, awu hari sabtu kerumah mu.. nb

UMMI :
aku baru realise yang dalam lagu kat deluna yang everybody dance, si gajah man cakap, 'everybody gagas' whattafuckkk???

UMMI :
bah bah, hari sabtu kerumah si nb. hari ahad kerumah si jibah. hari shlasha, kerumah si shai. what up?!

UMMI :
i know righttt

UMMI :
AND I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA JYNX. AKU NYAYA KALING TADI, WHATTAHELL? macam masa di manggish yoh apan apan

UMMI :
awah awah, bah sediakan saja lagu nb. aku datang pukul 9, aku kan liat kimora pagi pagi

UMMI :
:b

DAISY :
Shitt.haha ktawa ku mmbca eh!

SAI :
shiiiiieet! hah apan.


NB :
hello sir,
we are Sai, Nina and Ummi. we are truly sorry because not came to your class this morning. And thank you for the early morning extraclass.

however, sir, are you free in the early morning? we want to ask you couple of questions. we are now answering june paper 1 2008, we stuck in question 3,5,7(ii),9 and 10. any tips or hint sir, for us to answer the question? we need your advise.

*aku send arah sir. wahahaha.

NB :
and alum ya balas, aku rasa.. aku salah taip email nya wah. apa email nya kian? yeoh45@hotmail or @live?

BOM :
yeohisalwaysyournigga@inyourf***face.com

kalau tah ada email cematu ahh, hahaha. :b

NB :
i dont have a fuck face, Siti Najibah.

BOM :
oh oh, im sorry mrs. yeoh :(

NB :
its okay Siti, next time, you shouldn't take a picture with my class, even if anyone force you to do so. i should take you to the principal.

BOM :
hahaha, i dont care about that, no one forced me to, but i just want to (; and i dont wanna miss to take a picture with my girls (; so yeah.

NB :
aww... sweet jua :') huhu * Mr yeoh touched by Siti's cute words,he couldn't even stop his eyes from tears after heard such words, he then gave Siti a hug and just like that he walk away* not long after teacher Budi approached Siti. and with a loud voice and angry face " Siti! what did you do to Mr yeoh, i saw him cry just after he left you, what Siti, what did you do?!"

BOM :
nada papa cikgu budi, ia atu marahi aku tadi, sekali ku marahi lah balik pasal ia marahi aku, iatah ia menangis..cikgu kan marahi aku kali? astahh, jangann, menangis karang macam sir yeoh~ sudah tah sir yeoh karas, ehh nahh, ani menangis wah ia olehku. cemana?

DAISY :
hahaha!

UMMI :
apatah ya balas tah? hahaha

BOM :
apa. tah. yang. tah. dibalas. tah. atu. tah? HEHE.

NB :
Cikgu budi terdiam, dan terkejut dengan kata2 Siti.Kerana marah dengan kata2 Siti , Cikgu Budi lantas menerkam tangan Siti. Dia ingin mengheret Siti bejumpa dengan pengetua. Fortunately, Cikgu pengiran was there and with spontaneously he said 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh,lakasta bdikir dbwah arah surau.panggi JYNX yg lain jua'. Cikgu Budi pun terus melepas kan tangan Siti, takutnya nanti pekara ini akan tersebar.And just like that,Siti was saved by yknow who.

NB :
ya ada balas,ia bg aku worked solution. hmm. suka ku sir yeoh ani eh. like crazaaayyy.

NB :
aku lupa dimana ku menaruh hp ku, cua kamu mc kan.

NB :
inda payah tah inda payah.

DAISY :
Brapa no hp mu?

BOM :
hahahaha, baru kau tau nb, adakah lupa menaruh hp. woooo :b bah kajap lagi aku sambung cerita ahh, okay okay. heee

BOM :
Siti tersenyum apabila Cikgu Pengiran menyelamatkannya dari yknow who dan terkejut kerana Cikgu Pengiran tahu akan kumpulan yang digeruni ramai, Jynx, kerana sebelum ini dia pernah gagap apabila bertanya Siti akan..tarikh lahir dan Siti bengang. Cikgu Pengiran pun ikut bengang dan hanya terdiam apabila melihat Siti yang berwajah serious. dan kemudian, dia hanya..

bah sambung! hahahaha, karang ku post cerita tani ara blog :b xx.


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