Blonde Daisy went to a nearby store and asked the clerk if she could buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looked at her and said disgustedly, "I don't serve blondes."
So she went back home and dyed her hair black.
The next day she returned to the store and asked the guy the same question. Again, the guy said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, she went back home and dyed her hair to a shade of red.
'Sure I would get the TV this time.' thought Daisy.
She returned again to the store and asked a different clerk.
To her astonishment, this clerk also said that she doesn't serve blondes.
"How in the world do you know that I'm a blonde?" she asked.
"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"