Ummi stars as dumb blonde in: 'Job Interview'

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A blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.

So the interviewer starts with the basics.

"So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts her fingers carefully for half a minute before saying, "Uhhhh.. 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward question.

"And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and takes out her measuring tape. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good, so the interviewer starts with the real basics. Something that the interviewee won't have to count, measure or look-up to.

"Just to confirm our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for ten seconds as she mouths something silently to herself before saying, "Ummi!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage. So he asked, "What in the world were you doing when I asked your name?"

"Oh, THAT!" blonde Ummi replies. "I was just running through that song, 'happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to UMMI, happy birthday to you..'"