A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid." the woman answered.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm.. She's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy was fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get a gun and shoot that witch and the guy she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone and asks, "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"Uhh.. Is this 824-6421?"