Thursday, 10 December 2009
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asked the blonde what she was doing and she replied,”I’m hanging myself.” “Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist.” said the onlooker. “I already tried that,” replied the blonde “but I couldn’t breathe“.