Two friends were driving along a road near an empty football field. One was blonde and the other was a redhead.
Upon driving, they saw another blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The redhead turned to Ann and said, "You know, a blonde like that is the one who gives you a bad name."
To this, blonde Ann replied, "I know. And if I knew how to swim, I would be swimming there by now and drown her."