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Saturday, 22 August 2009

An average student

Level 1:

[]Sleep in class
[♥]Talked in class
[♥]not seating at your own place in class
[♥]Scolded by a teacher
[]Litter the classroom
[]Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[♥]Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[]Came late for school at least 10 times
[]brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[]brought/wore jewellery to school
[]did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[]cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[♥]plucked a flower/ killed a plant in school
[♥]copied other people's homework in desperation
[♥]played a trick on your classmates/teacher

Total so far: 7

Level 2:

[]sent for detention class
[]late in class
[]not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[]shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[]scolding vulgarities in class
[]spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[]used a school facility without school's permission
[]played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[]singing loudly during lesson
[♥]walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[♥]did not greet the teacher properly
[♥]went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[]played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[]used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[♥]made yourself a nuisance to the teacher

Total so far: 11

Level 3:

[]was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[]made a fool out of morning assembly
[]wasted the school's toilet paper
[]sabotaged someone
[♥]irritated someone

Total so far: 12

Level 4:

[♥]forged your parent's signature
[]forged a classmate's signature
[]forged a teacher's signature
[]made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[]flew a paper aeroplane down from the school from at least the thirdth storey

Total so far: 13

Level 5:

[]fiddling with your handphone during lesson time
[]played with your PSP in school
[♥]using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[♥]listened to an MP3 player in school
[ ]messed with the teacher's pigeon hole

Total so far: 15

Level 6:

[♥]vandalising with school property
[]tried to defame your school in public
[]used the internet to scold teachers
[♥]fought with someone in school
[]shoplifted in school

Total so far: 17

Level 7:

[♥]cheated in a class test
[♥]cheated in a school examination
[]cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[♥]Lied to your teacher
[]played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons

Total so far: 20

Level 8:

[]took drugs in school
[]smoked in school
[♥]set fire to something in the school
[]locked the teacher out of the classroom
[]played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

Total so far: 21

Level 9:

[]refused to pay school fees
[]cheated the school money
[]stole things which belonged to the school
[♥]bullied someone in school
[]pranked called your school

Total so far: 22

Level 10:

[]raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[]raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[]raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[]raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[]raised your voice/shouted against your principal

Total so far: 22

Level 11:

[]brought weapons to the school
[]brought real firearms to the school
[]brought a real bomb to the school
[]fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[]dressed up as a terrorist to school

Grand total : 22

Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 -------------{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20------------{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30------------{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40------------{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50------------{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60------------{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65------------{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75------------{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre}

Sources: Facebook & Nad
Ummi's Level

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