Class Teacher: Saidalus, why are you late?
Sai: Because of the sign.
Class Teacher: What sign?
Sai: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".
English Teacher: NB, give me a sentence starting with "I".
NB: I is-
English Teacher: No, NB.. Always say, "I am".
NB: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
English Teacher: .......
Chemistry Teacher: Amirah, you can't sleep in my class.
Myra: I could if you didn't talk so loud.
English Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Ann: A teacher.
History Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Bom: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
English Teacher: Daisy, how do you spell "crocodile"?
English Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Dezy: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Math Teacher: Ummi, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?
Ummi: You told me to do it without using the tables.