The New Maid

A guy dials his home number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid." the woman answered.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm.. She's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy was fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get a gun and shoot that witch and the guy she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone and asks, "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What pool?"

"Uhh.. Is this 824-6421?"