Dummies

HOW TO AVOID WRITING LIKE A POKLEN:

Rule 1: Learn English !!.
i no speaking inglish - I don't speak English.
me no skool - I don't go to School.
do you wan to together-together with me? - Do you want to be with me?
I'm dreams wit u - I've dream of being with you.

Rule 2: Avoid using words like:

1.)AhaX,AhaX,
2.)Hekz,hekzz
3.)MuAhax
4.)APaKaNZ
5.)bHaPazx
6.)TowXZz
4.) Any other words with ends with an 'X' or 'Z'

substitute with other words like lol, :),xD,XOXO to express emoticons.
**Why do you have to add 'X' at the end and is it really necessary? looks pathetic and dumb when people write like that.

Rule 3: Write Like a Normal Human Being. We are not Aliens from District 9.

example. ( My NaMeXz is JiMyZ.I'm Skwelz In SgS SkoOl. DoN 4gEtz 2 ADd MeH).
WRITE NORMAL !!!!
-My name is Jimy.I'm currently studying in St.Georges School.Don't 4get to add me:).



P.S Bullshit comments will be deleted immediately and please learn this from the master.